so....

Anther year, another ash Wednesday that just sort of snuck up on me. Hopefully not another 40 days and 40 nights where I fail to commit to some sort of sacrifice.

This year initially I chose to give up drinking over lent, which quickly changed to drinking in the mornings, then to before 5 pm. Then to just binge drinking during the week. After very little thought decided giving up alcohol would be both impractical and detrimental to all the families of bartenders I support (single handedly I might add).

Since I have saved myself, I thought id drink a lil lil tonight, somewhere a long the line decided to give up meat, then laughed really hard.

Been troubled lately.

Oprah knows I planned to take over the world, sometime this month, then she had to go out there and Endorse Obama. Here I was thinking me and her had a thing going on…

But I see what happened, it’s not about Obama, Its all about ME and her just playing hard to get!*. I mean what has Obama got that I aint got??

Have had enough decided to go ahead and start wooing Hillary through 2008*. What's Bill Got that I aint got?

* That and all my un replied emails, phone calls, and retraining order

So I have some salad in my fridge*…

Surprisingly I am the one that bought it, I open the fridge when I go looking for beer. The salad looks at me I look at the salad. Damn thing was bought this time last year (resolution time).

It's jus been looking at me through 2007, and I look back. Hopefully it will just leave one day**

* Initially I had written “a salad”, had to change that, figured someone might think I was talking bout one of my friends.

** Along with all the bills I refused to pay last year

Two circles????

Two thousand and eight…. A lot of symmetry, even numbers. Hopefully there will be not so much confusion this year….

Admittedly Seven is my favorite number, wondering if Tu Thousand and Eight could possibly be any better than Tu…007???? I doubt it. Hopefully, I can duplicate (symmetry) and make it better. Being a Libra (balance), I have a feeling this year will be defining… Well maybe not that, but at least build from the strength of last year….

Circles on top of each other (8...balance); I am excited about the new year, sad to leave the last.

legend

Was never big into stealing shot glasses, so far I have 3, and a glass that has a New York Knicks Logo on it, and to cap it all off….

My Good friend, stole a pitcher of beer for me today!!! Not only did she manage to smuggle out the pitcher but did so with beer still inside it.*.

In short, I have accomplished more so far this year, than i did the whole of the last!

* I would like to note that this was the only way they could get me to leave the bar…..

The Plan

Damn cold/flu/fever has gone down, and I have only been sick for a little over a week and a half.

Tonight I am gona kill the damn thing with alcohol!

I’ve been drinking a lil so I thought I would share this piece of wisdom, that I came up with drunk, and for some strange reason, can only remember when I am intoxicated…...*

* Being that I am intoxicated I have been distracted by all this writing and since forgotten the wonderful piece of information I had that I was going to share and bring piece to the world and save mankind!**

** Maybe if people bought The Tung more alcohol he would remember his idea which would ultimately result in happiness, joy and peace on earth.

Buy Tung Alcohol = World peace and enlightenment

Time to take a stand!

I have been sick for most of this month. I recovered the first time in a few days, then got sick again, possibly the same flu, who knows.

I refuse, to be sick!

A time must come when everyman must put his foot down!

Considering the fact that there is alcohol flowing freely all around, who am I to refuse free alcohol and claim sickness?

I owe it to the alcohol, and urban legend status!