Surprisingly I am the one that bought it, I open the fridge when I go looking for beer. The salad looks at me I look at the salad. Damn thing was bought this time last year (resolution time).
It's jus been looking at me through 2007, and I look back. Hopefully it will just leave one day**
* Initially I had written “a salad”, had to change that, figured someone might think I was talking bout one of my friends.
** Along with all the bills I refused to pay last year
It won't go away. It will grow friends. Big, furry, disease-ridden friends. (no, not that kind) How has this salad not disintegrated into mush already? I think you should serve it to an enemy of the tomatonation. Not sure it has the same impact as a horse's head in the bed though. ;)
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