Note to the Tung….

Your dance moves are old.

And the clubs u LIKE to hang out at play old music, so ur late 90’s bad boy puff moves don’t work anymore……

Plan of action:

• Get onto this site called youtube, watch some James Brown videos, learn a thing or two about the hardest working man in show business, and his steps.
• Get onto Some guy called Mike Jackson while he was still black, learn his dance moves (except the moonwalk* ….that got played out).

*Well if you can perfect the moonwalk (like u have the running man), the ladies might think its cool, in a nerdy sort of way.