The Plan

Damn cold/flu/fever has gone down, and I have only been sick for a little over a week and a half.

Tonight I am gona kill the damn thing with alcohol!

I’ve been drinking a lil so I thought I would share this piece of wisdom, that I came up with drunk, and for some strange reason, can only remember when I am intoxicated…...*

* Being that I am intoxicated I have been distracted by all this writing and since forgotten the wonderful piece of information I had that I was going to share and bring piece to the world and save mankind!**

** Maybe if people bought The Tung more alcohol he would remember his idea which would ultimately result in happiness, joy and peace on earth.

Buy Tung Alcohol = World peace and enlightenment

Time to take a stand!

I have been sick for most of this month. I recovered the first time in a few days, then got sick again, possibly the same flu, who knows.

I refuse, to be sick!

A time must come when everyman must put his foot down!

Considering the fact that there is alcohol flowing freely all around, who am I to refuse free alcohol and claim sickness?

I owe it to the alcohol, and urban legend status!