So I have some salad in my fridge*…

Surprisingly I am the one that bought it, I open the fridge when I go looking for beer. The salad looks at me I look at the salad. Damn thing was bought this time last year (resolution time).

It's jus been looking at me through 2007, and I look back. Hopefully it will just leave one day**

* Initially I had written “a salad”, had to change that, figured someone might think I was talking bout one of my friends.

** Along with all the bills I refused to pay last year

Two circles????

Two thousand and eight…. A lot of symmetry, even numbers. Hopefully there will be not so much confusion this year….

Admittedly Seven is my favorite number, wondering if Tu Thousand and Eight could possibly be any better than Tu…007???? I doubt it. Hopefully, I can duplicate (symmetry) and make it better. Being a Libra (balance), I have a feeling this year will be defining… Well maybe not that, but at least build from the strength of last year….

Circles on top of each other (8...balance); I am excited about the new year, sad to leave the last.

legend

Was never big into stealing shot glasses, so far I have 3, and a glass that has a New York Knicks Logo on it, and to cap it all off….

My Good friend, stole a pitcher of beer for me today!!! Not only did she manage to smuggle out the pitcher but did so with beer still inside it.*.

In short, I have accomplished more so far this year, than i did the whole of the last!

* I would like to note that this was the only way they could get me to leave the bar…..

The Plan

Damn cold/flu/fever has gone down, and I have only been sick for a little over a week and a half.

Tonight I am gona kill the damn thing with alcohol!

I’ve been drinking a lil so I thought I would share this piece of wisdom, that I came up with drunk, and for some strange reason, can only remember when I am intoxicated…...*

* Being that I am intoxicated I have been distracted by all this writing and since forgotten the wonderful piece of information I had that I was going to share and bring piece to the world and save mankind!**

** Maybe if people bought The Tung more alcohol he would remember his idea which would ultimately result in happiness, joy and peace on earth.

Buy Tung Alcohol = World peace and enlightenment

Time to take a stand!

I have been sick for most of this month. I recovered the first time in a few days, then got sick again, possibly the same flu, who knows.

I refuse, to be sick!

A time must come when everyman must put his foot down!

Considering the fact that there is alcohol flowing freely all around, who am I to refuse free alcohol and claim sickness?

I owe it to the alcohol, and urban legend status!

Even more Work

Everyday at work feels like an off day with Ferris Bueller. I don't even knw why I complain, about work! I have more fun at work, than out of work.

The Zimbabwean in me came out at work today, when I was trying to get a petition signed to have us not get paid in dollars anymore*.

* unless they are Canadian, Offcourse

100 Posts and counting*

Its a celebration beyaches, I know all two of you that read this thing are sad that u still don't have lives**!

Admittedly, it's been a while since I last blogged***.

I blame Facebook! And the whole trying to take over the world by January thing.

Then again, I have actually been busy at work, and promising to get busier. The current in thing at work is taking someone’s phone, when they are not looking and setting random appointments in people’s calendars’.

Last night the Outlook Calendar on my phone went off at 11pm, message read, “Start having gay sex with guy downstairs”.

* While others have none..... (Pinky)

** No offense, but u are reading this crap!

*** Not that anyone notices!****

**** Again, No Offense meant to the two of you that read this thing